laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

(via icouldbereadingnow)

YES GOOD i cannot even
talkdowntowhitepeople:

humansofcolor:

prokopetz:

sarahtypeswords:

wetorturedsomefolks:

memejacker:

several-talking-corpses:

memejacker:

caligula had anime eyes

wait romans painted their marble sculptures
it looks like a cheap theme park ride mascot

yep
here’s a statue of Augustus

and here’s a reproduction of the statue with the colors restored 


i honestly think that what we consider the height of sculpture in all of Western civilization being essentially the leftover templates of gaudy pieces of theme park shit to be evidence of the potential merit of found art

"I tried coloring it and then I ruined it"

And you know what the funniest part is? The paint didn’t just wear off over time. A bunch of asshole British historians back in the Victorian era actually went around scrubbing the remaining paint off of Greek and Roman statues - often destroying the fine details of the carving in the process - because the bright colours didn’t fit the dignified image they wished to present of the the cultures they claimed to be heirs to. This process also removed visible evidence of the fact that at least some of the statues thus stripped of paint had originally depicted non-white individuals.
Whenever you look at a Roman statue with a bare marble face, you’re looking at the face of imperialist historical revisionism.
(The missing noses on a lot of Egyptian statues are a similar deal. It’s not that the ancient Egyptians made statues with strangely fragile noses. Many Victorian archaeologists had a habit of chipping the noses off of the statues they brought back, then claiming that they’d found them that way - because with the noses intact, it was too obvious that the statues were meant to depict individuals of black African descent.)

Sorry, I keep reblogging this over and over, the last comment is unbelievable. Wow.

white people sleep, eat, and breathe false propaganda, never forget it

talkdowntowhitepeople:

humansofcolor:

prokopetz:

sarahtypeswords:

wetorturedsomefolks:

memejacker:

several-talking-corpses:

memejacker:

caligula had anime eyes

wait romans painted their marble sculptures

it looks like a cheap theme park ride mascot

yep

here’s a statue of Augustus

and here’s a reproduction of the statue with the colors restored 

i honestly think that what we consider the height of sculpture in all of Western civilization being essentially the leftover templates of gaudy pieces of theme park shit to be evidence of the potential merit of found art

"I tried coloring it and then I ruined it"

And you know what the funniest part is? The paint didn’t just wear off over time. A bunch of asshole British historians back in the Victorian era actually went around scrubbing the remaining paint off of Greek and Roman statues - often destroying the fine details of the carving in the process - because the bright colours didn’t fit the dignified image they wished to present of the the cultures they claimed to be heirs to. This process also removed visible evidence of the fact that at least some of the statues thus stripped of paint had originally depicted non-white individuals.

Whenever you look at a Roman statue with a bare marble face, you’re looking at the face of imperialist historical revisionism.

(The missing noses on a lot of Egyptian statues are a similar deal. It’s not that the ancient Egyptians made statues with strangely fragile noses. Many Victorian archaeologists had a habit of chipping the noses off of the statues they brought back, then claiming that they’d found them that way - because with the noses intact, it was too obvious that the statues were meant to depict individuals of black African descent.)

Sorry, I keep reblogging this over and over, the last comment is unbelievable. Wow.

white people sleep, eat, and breathe false propaganda, never forget it

(via sabrinaisafallenwoman)

I AM SO UNEDUCATED What What what what This is the most amazing thing I could have learned all day I am in awe I am not however surprised by the ancient Egyptian bit BUT COLORS Guys it's not even 9 am and I'm kind of freaking out amazing important things
do-not-touch-my-food:

Apple Crisp Baked Apples

do-not-touch-my-food:

Apple Crisp Baked Apples

(via stunnastephh)

Oh my god fuck off

You might think that this gifset is pointless but it features Lee Pace’s profile view and should therefore be considered a blessing on your dashboard

(Source: thranduilings, via lidlesseye)

Lee Pace congrats on your everything Thranduil
renlybaratheon:


New still of Natalie Dormer as Cressida in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay: Part 1

#is this how people who are attracted to boys feel when they see gifs of marlon brando in streetcar

renlybaratheon:

New still of Natalie Dormer as Cressida in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay: Part 1

(Source: nataliedormersource, via sammitychan)

Natalie dormer Lovely ladies But I don't wanna talk about mockingjay nope

girlsbydaylight:

ぼくのかんがえた えれくとりかるぱれーど しんふろーと by 市川熊牧場 on pixiv

(via aitaikimochi)

Uuuugh So pretty Princess and the Frog Tiana disney Princesses

autistichatchworth:

Ah you’re watching sailor moon? I love that anime. The way they just [clenches fist] sail all those fricking moons

(via yamatomatoes)

ROBBY sailor moon this is literally robby wtf except he loves sailor moon now

skankydepphead:

historiajpg:

so i was looking up news about Pirates 5 and

image

Johnny Depp is the only cast member listed

johnny depp is every role

just johnny depp

for everyone

just

johnny

only 

johnny 

e t e r n a l  j o h n n y

image

(via zsmilebomb)

pirates of the caribbean johnny depp all hail

(Source: iraffiruse, via super-duperwholock)

lmao i cannot even

The Place Where Flowers Bloom

(Source: junnkou)

baby girl tsukumo karneval score 84

ollivander:

you-comfort-me:

edgebug:

so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER

best literary analysis ever

(via super-duperwholock)

brilliant literature lord of the rings legolas gimli

fantasyoswald:

doctor who meme | nine scenes (5/9)

I spent a lot of time with you thinking I was second best, but you know what? I am g o o d.

(via thedoctorsjawn)

YELLS ABOUT MARTHA JONES look at this important lady martha jones doctor who companions the tenth doctor you go bby girl

pomeray:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

(via loserlite)

About me As soon as it gets cold I will be a bundle of sweatshirts and rage